Two have become one and one has become no longer part of two because the other one became two with another man

On this day two separate people have lost their blogging virginity to become one super ultimate blogging omnipotence with characteristics of a supreme being wielding a samurai sword and possibly nunchuks. Jason has left that dead weight of a twin brother behind to join forces with Craiger in what could be the most important merger since bread met butter. Nothing can prepare you for the secrets to come, the paints to be unveiled, and the blogs to be bloggerded. If you feel a slight sense of nausea, close your eyes and the feeling will pass. Now brace yourself as you enter the Eye of the Liger...