Only the Fat Die Young

I am working at the farm again now, and i realized how much i missed being outside, even tho its infinity degrees out this week. anyways while working i discovered a discovery. whenever a pig dies it always seems to be the biggest fattest pig in the whole building, and this poses a problem becuase i am the c.e.o. of dragging out the dead pigs. so i concluded that the pigs are doing this on purpose in retaliation. whenever i go into their pens they bite my, so i have to kick them away, so i dont think they like me much for that.....even tho i keep a watchful eye over them and provide them with food and shelter and water and i always always say 'hey pigs' when i see them and sometiems i pet the clean ones. anyways, since they hate me they decide the only way they can get me is to sacrifice one of their own. (i know this may be sad and gross, but its true) so they make my life miserable by sacrificing the largest one of the group so i struggle and labor and toil. plus since i have to go in the pen now they can bite me more, which is their primary goal in life i think, but then i have to kick them away, and they get angry again..... it is an endless cycle. also the kicks are pretty gentle, i dont intend to hurt them.

in other news, i went to a wedding in NW iowa, and i caught the garter!! you all may be thinking whoa, holy smokes, i wonder who the future lucky lady will be. dont be discouraged if you think you dont have very good odds of being that lady tho, because this is only the second garter i have caughtthis summer and i have 2 weddings to go yet!!! so those are some good odds.