grilling hissy fit

Craig says:
I am all worked up about that G. damn firesafety email i recently received from dordt college. It says that we are not allowed to have our own gas grills outside, becasue they are a fire hazard. like what the H am i gonna start on fire outside besides propane and possibly a hot dog. Dordt is going to provide all of east campus with two gas grills for wveryone to use. i use at least one grill every day for atleast 2 hours everyday and if i have to wait in line to use that grill i will be madder than a goose in a snowstorm. do they really think that the grills are no longer a fire hazard if they are owned by dordt instead of me? how does ownership constitute fire safety? and the dordt ones will be more likely to explode, cuz if you dont own it you will likely beat the crap out of it and make it faulty and dangerous, but if you own your own grill you take care of it and love it and make sure it is always safe from fire danger. anyways i think my coblogger jason will be posting a paint about our disdain for this retched grilling sitiation that we are in, i am sure it will be a treat. but i digress.
one more note on my trip to chicago last weekend. two seperate people at seperate locations at seperate times in seperate scenarios asked me for seperate directions to seperate places and i gave them the CORRECT seperate directions and they were correct. i no longer feel like an out-of-towner, i am officially a proverbial in-of-towner. but enough of the past, lets look to the future. the future craig?. yes the future, all the way to the next two days. "in the next two daaaayaays (falsetto voice)"....... sorry if none of that made sense, it was a little tribute to conan obriens year 2000 sketch. anyways in the next two days i have a prewedding party to attend, and then a wedding, and a postwedding party aka reception. i look forward to all these events. this is my big moment to catch my third garter of the year. wish me luck.