Only the Fat Die Young

I am working at the farm again now, and i realized how much i missed being outside, even tho its infinity degrees out this week. anyways while working i discovered a discovery. whenever a pig dies it always seems to be the biggest fattest pig in the whole building, and this poses a problem becuase i am the c.e.o. of dragging out the dead pigs. so i concluded that the pigs are doing this on purpose in retaliation. whenever i go into their pens they bite my, so i have to kick them away, so i dont think they like me much for that.....even tho i keep a watchful eye over them and provide them with food and shelter and water and i always always say 'hey pigs' when i see them and sometiems i pet the clean ones. anyways, since they hate me they decide the only way they can get me is to sacrifice one of their own. (i know this may be sad and gross, but its true) so they make my life miserable by sacrificing the largest one of the group so i struggle and labor and toil. plus since i have to go in the pen now they can bite me more, which is their primary goal in life i think, but then i have to kick them away, and they get angry again..... it is an endless cycle. also the kicks are pretty gentle, i dont intend to hurt them.

in other news, i went to a wedding in NW iowa, and i caught the garter!! you all may be thinking whoa, holy smokes, i wonder who the future lucky lady will be. dont be discouraged if you think you dont have very good odds of being that lady tho, because this is only the second garter i have caughtthis summer and i have 2 weddings to go yet!!! so those are some good odds.

Success!!!!

We did it. Jason and I have officially started our e-lives together via blogging. Fasten your seatbelts blogging community, because you are in for the ride of a lifetime. Anyways, there are few things i just have to say before we kick off our regular blogging.
First. Sorry if it is confusing for two people to have a blog. we aim to please, not confuse.
Second. Your welcome to everyone lucky enough to stumble upon this blog and read its contents. you should be thankful.
Third. Sorry, if you had plans on having the coolest blog, cuz now you dont stand a chance, because this one will destroy it no doubt.
Fourth. Thank you to my coblogger, Jason, without you this would only be half as awesome. (which is still pretty G darn awesome)
Fifth. Sorry, though this is the greatest blog ever and will no doubt become the most popular site on the web, it may be hindered by my extreme modesty, i have always said that I am as modest as I am handsome (extremely).

Two have become one and one has become no longer part of two because the other one became two with another man

On this day two separate people have lost their blogging virginity to become one super ultimate blogging omnipotence with characteristics of a supreme being wielding a samurai sword and possibly nunchuks. Jason has left that dead weight of a twin brother behind to join forces with Craiger in what could be the most important merger since bread met butter. Nothing can prepare you for the secrets to come, the paints to be unveiled, and the blogs to be bloggerded. If you feel a slight sense of nausea, close your eyes and the feeling will pass. Now brace yourself as you enter the Eye of the Liger...